The first step is admitting you have a problem, right? Our names are Dara, Elisa, Abby and Michelle, and we’re addicted to Scandal. As a result, we died and came back to life several times during last night’s “pretzel ride” of an episode, as our friend, Scandal recapper, Tangela Ekhoff called it. (Tony Goldwyn, please feel free to call us again to discuss.)
The following 21 questions (one for every day until the gladiators return) will haunt us for the next three weeks. (Caution: Millions of spoilers ahead.)
1. Would it be weird to hope against hope that Liv and Fitz stop fighting and have hospital sex?
2. But seriously, has someone saying “hi” ever FELT so much?
3. Is Killing Verna the New Defiance, the secret that’s going to bring down Liv and Fitz? #pleaseno
4. If Jake isn’t the mole, someone else is. If contract killer Brian Mackenzie effed up Huck and called Cyrus, how is Cyrus related to the mole and why would Cy be being betraying Fitz?!
5. If Cyrus is a mole, would we be able to carry on with our lives? Probably not.
6. Albatross/The Mole and his underlings are really good, what with the tampering of the security cameras and dodging the sweeping at Liv’s apt, etc. They’re ALMOST gladiator good, as if they know how the glads work. Is the mole someone who knows them all intimately?
7. Is Mellie the mole? Then again, she doesn’t know sh*t….
8. Is Mellie’s soul dead?
9. Where is America’s Baby?
10. Why is Cyrus screwing up his baby’s sleep schedule? From what we know, that is really messed up.
11. Where did Liv get that heather grey wide lapel loungewear robe thingy because it’s like butta?
12. Abby and David. Can Abby please just admit she stole the damn Cytron chip?! So they can live happily ever after, like, immediately? (Love you, Josh Malina!)
13. Was Noel good in bed? How can anyone sleep with Fitz on THE desk in the Oval and then ever sleep with ANYONE ever again?!! Then again, she needed some, so, we get it.
14. How gross did that beer taste after the $300 bottle of wine Liv recently drank at Lisa Edelstein’s? We shudder.
15. Maybe Cy hired Brian Mackenzie to have Jake killed?
16. Who the eff was in Liv’s apartment (and isn’t it super-coincidental that he happened to be there the moment Jake admitted he was spying on her?) Or are we supposed to know that this was Brian Mackenzie?
16. When the eff will we know what’s up with Harrison’s former life? Brolivia Pope’s history needs to be revealed.
17. Will someone please force Huck into some psychotherapy or something?! Chiiiiild. He is suffering.
18. Jake was packing up a scary-looking bag and a concealed weapon right before Liv popped by with Gettysburger. Where was he going?
19. Is Gettysburger like the In-N-Out of D.C.?
20. The scene where Fitz talked to Mellie about their business-transaction relaysh. Were Fitz and Mellie in love until Mellie turned power hungry and cold? Or was Fitz really saying that he realizes now it was a set up (by big Jerry) and he was the fool for so long thinking he and Mellie just fell for each other?
21. Will we survive the next three weeks?
Scandalheads, what did we miss? What questions are tearing you up after last night’s episode?
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